《美 國 總 統 大 選》- Parody《戲 謔》

第四十七任美國總統大選之後 .... 

"Joe, nobody knows you when you're down and out!"

三十年代初, 美國陷入經濟大蕭條, 一首 "Delta Blues 美國南音" 藍調歌曲 "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out", 描繪了人生起落, 世態炎涼的一面 ....

Phil Ochs 在樂壇出道不久, 其憤世嫉俗的性格, 對社會狀况和政治觸覺特别敏銳, 1963年, 他把一首自二十年代末期, 人們早已熟悉的歌曲 "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out", 撰上充滿政治色彩和戲謔的歌詞, 在冷戰年代嚴肅的音樂台上, 帶給樂迷一點輕鬆氣氛。時至今天 ....

第四十七任美國總統由 Donald Trump 再任,
2025年一月二十日重返 "白宮"....

喱次大選搞到我一鋪清袋, 而家等我 Whatsapp 條 Link 畀 "錦麗媽" 同埋班黨員, 提醒佢哋要聽吓 Phil Ochs 嗰首歌, 如果仲學埋 "人哋" 淨係識得開會, 咁就真係日本郵船 ..... "池早丸"!

"Once I Lived the Life of a Commissar 我 做 黨 委 的 日 子"
Phil Ochs - 1963 Demo Tape

Oh, once I lived the life of a commissar
Ran a collective, rode a state owned car
Taking my comrades to the Kremlin bar
Buying that high priced vodka, caviar
噢, 我做"人哋政協","黨萎" 嘅日子
乜嘢都係由老百姓找數, 有專車之外
仲可以同埋班"黨萎"走去《天上人間》
叫幾樽《特供茅台》仲有小姐坐枱唱"K"添

Then I began to fall so low
Trialed and convicted in old Moscow
If I ever get my hands on that party again
I'm gonna hold on to it just like, East Berlin
而家我真係折很墮
响東莞衰十一兼要踎監添
如果唔想同佢哋個黨黐埋一齊
要好似臺灣咁企到硬先至得嘞

Because nobody knows you
When you're purged and out
In my pockets not a five year plan
I better join all those students rioting in Japan
因為再冇人識你
就會俾人掃埋一二便
到你個袋仙都唔仙嗰陣
最好都係埋學生嗰堆, 示吓威仲好過

But if I ever get back on my own two feet again
I'm gonna purge all those comrades that turned me in
It's mighty strange without a doubt
Nobody knows you when you're purged and down
如果一個唔覺意俾我翻到身
就要掃走嗰班篤我背脊嘅躝癱
毫無疑問係唔出奇㗎
等你哋仆街嗰陣, 仲有冇人會睇你台戲囉

But if I ever get back on my own two feet again
I'm gonna purge all those comrades that turned me in
It's mighty strange as far as I can see
Good old Red China is the place for me
如果有朝一日俾我站穩陣脚
跣我一鑊嗰班 PK 就要等收檔嘞
好怪, 我一直都唔知點解
淨係 "支那CCP" 嘅 "人哋正脅"、"黨萎" 開會先至可以瞓喎 ...

Z...Z...z...z...z...z... ..... ..... 

再次當選, 真係先要多很謝 "支那CCP", 趁而家得玖閒, 等我 send 條 "微信" 提醒吓 "維尼", 等我返 "白宮" 之後仲有鑊 "冇廢" 要佢找數㗎, 又順便講埋畀佢知, 佢嗰班 "人哋正脅" 同 "黨萎" 係點樣開會? 淨係識瞓响個乜乜喥發夢, 美金? 綠咭? 仲有唔識字都睇吓幅 "警世圖" 啦, 嗰喥係個 "無底深潭" 嚟㗎 !