Woman (Uh-huh) Jose Ferrer & Rosemary Clooney
Oh woman, oh woman, oh what can she be
Whatever she is, she's necessary
A woman is something both evil and good
But too complicated to be understood
An angel when lovin', a devil when mad
A woman can make you both happy and sad
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum)
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum)
Oh woman, oh woman, oh what can she be
Whatever she is, she's necessary
Afraid of a cricket, she'll scream at a mouse
But she'll tackle a husband as big as a house
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
She'll bust his head open and then be his nurse
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum)
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum)
Oh woman, oh woman, oh what can she be
Whatever she is, she's necessary
She's bashful, deceitful, keen sighted and blind
Simple and crafty, and cruel and kind
In the morning she does, in the evening she don't
You're always a thinkin' she will, but she won't
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum
Uh-huh (Clooney: Um-hum) Uh-huh (Clooney: Ha-ha-ha)
Oh woman, oh woman, oh what can she be
Whatever she is, she's necessary
(Spoken):
Girls, turn this record over and listen to the Wife's side!
ANSWER SONG
MAN (Uh Huh) Rosemary Clooney & Jose Ferer
A man, oh a man, any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
A man is a creature we can't overlook
As easy to read as a page in a book
He'll boast and he'll brag of the women he spurned
But just like a doorknob his head can be turned
Uh huh, (uh-huh), mm-mm, (uh-huh),
uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh)
A man oh a man any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
As strong as an ox or as meek as a pup
He's just a small boy who will never grow up
A leader by day, he can make business hum
Then wind up at night under some woman's thumb
(Mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm,
(mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm
Complains that he's henpecked and treated so bad
But if he's ignored, then he'll holler like mad
He knows all the methods of landing a fish
But still can't be trusted at drying a dish
Uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh),
mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm)
A man, oh a man, any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
A man is a creature we can't overlook
As easy to read as a page in a book
He'll boast and he'll brag of the women he spurned
But just like a doorknob his head can be turned
Uh huh, (uh-huh), mm-mm, (uh-huh),
uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh)
A man oh a man any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
As strong as an ox or as meek as a pup
He's just a small boy who will never grow up
A leader by day, he can make business hum
Then wind up at night under some woman's thumb
(Mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm,
(mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm
Complains that he's henpecked and treated so bad
But if he's ignored, then he'll holler like mad
He knows all the methods of landing a fish
But still can't be trusted at drying a dish
Uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh),
mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm)
A man, oh a man, any woman will say